Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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