I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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