i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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