i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Let's paint friendship bongs
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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