doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I need a beard to bite.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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