sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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