I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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