The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
i now understand why vodka
If I had your ass I would rule the world
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