I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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