She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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