Kiss
Puke
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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