he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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