Your tits are I can't wait for
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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