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Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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