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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go

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  Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  "women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc

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  damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.

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• (914): View more from New York

  It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was

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• (435): View more from Utah

  Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off

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• (386): View more from Florida

  only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad

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• (817): View more from Texas

  Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night

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