Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
My vagina is very pro this idea
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Randomize
