ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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