Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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