we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
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