if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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