Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
NoShamevember. You game?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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