is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
My ass is underappreciated
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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