she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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