Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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