I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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