And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
I should be sponsored by Trojan
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
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