So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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