I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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