How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Those nachos came to me in a dream
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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