I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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