how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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