What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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