I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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