even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
They have beer where we have blood.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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