i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You left your underwear on the fireplace
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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