I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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