Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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