Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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