I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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