shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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