I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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