It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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