did you get engaged???
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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