i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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