I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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