just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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