omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
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