It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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