Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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