I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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