I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I think people are normalizing furries
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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