I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
God I need to hump something, right now.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
Randomize
