And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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