Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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